Debra Messing:
Debra Messing
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Information:
Name: Debra Messing
Born: 1968-08-15
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Will & Grace (2000), The Mothman Prophecies (2002), The 31st Annual People's Choice Awards (2005), NYPD Blue (1994), Ned and Stacey (1997)
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Maggie Q:
Maggie Q
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Information:
Name: Maggie Q
Born: 1979-05-22
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Analog Hero in a Digital World: Making of 'Live Free or Die Hard' (2007), Moh waan chue fong (2004), Rush Hour 2 (2001), Earthlings (2003), Yi wu liang huo (2003)
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Massari:
Massari Naked
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Information:
Name: Massari
Born: 1980-12-10
Height: 0
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Filmography:
The 35th Annual Juno Awards (2006), 2006 MuchMusic Video Awards (2006)
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Q: What
did the thermometer say to the
other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
OswaldJerandezp
Q: What did one math book say to the
other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
KarstenTarrantoH
Waiter, there is a
spider drowning in my
soup !
It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
HubbardHewettXB
What do a
pizza delivery man and a
gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it but they can't eat
it.
GwynhamSebastianEn
What happened when the
witch went for a job
as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for
radio.
DerrikGrufyddWn
Q.How many blonde's does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1
to find a man.
ParrishBoduann
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
drowning, and
you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or
read the
paper?
OrtonCainYw
'Father
Christmas has two reindeer. He
calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I
bet you can't tell me
why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because
tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
GauthierTyeYQ
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is
telling a lie by
looking at his face?
A: If his lips are moving, then
he's lying.
DonnallyJohnnieCe
Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I
fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight
hours.'
The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?'
'I fell
asleep!'
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